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Fleeing to Mexico and insisting on a bald eagle backdrop proves the delusion never rests

Baseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services

Slapping "da bomb" on it just means the compliment and the war crime share a marketing budget

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