Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Decades of proud tradition have

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

Inspired by The Running Man

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Decades of proud tradition haveNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters