Psstkt Eagle - Unisex T-Shirt MD2026 Arched black and red text

Arched black and red text reading "NEWPORT COLTS BASEBALL CLUB" curves around a stylized red and black horseshoe forming a "C" with a white baseball and red stitching nestled inside

with smaller red text reading "HARTFORD

I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American

Peeing in pools got its own vintage font treatment like it's a varsity achievement worth lettering in

Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best

Psstkt Eagle - Unisex T-Shirt MD2026 Arched black and red textBald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue, white, and red spreads its wings wide, talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab, with bold