Trust Me I'm a Professional - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL with a horizontal scroll banner

with a horizontal scroll banner reading "CAPTAIN" in bold uppercase serif lettering across the center

a scowling expression

Nobody makes you feel worse about yourself with more enthusiasm

Santa's decision to straddle a giant green bag with his legs spread wide suggests the North Pole's HR department is entirely decorative

Somewhere a defunct warehouse still has your file

Trust Me I'm a Professional - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL with a horizontal scroll bannerBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact