4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Hockey - Unisex Sweatshirt commando Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE

Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" surrounded by red and blue stars

a bolt of lightning

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

flanked by two muted sage-green pine trees

A Different Strokes reference for the ages

4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Hockey - Unisex Sweatshirt commando Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEEDentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes. That fifth dentist who disagrees probably just finished paying off his own implants from beer league. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines. Smaller white sans serif text reads "RECOMMEND" above large halftone textured white block letters reading "HOCKEY," with two