American Light & Fixture - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Bigfoot has been avoiding people

Bigfoot has been avoiding people since before it was a public health recommendation

Somewhere a requisition form for produce and sacrificial lambs got stamped without a single question

but making him the spokesperson for a jeans-genes diarrhea pun elevates it to folk art

holding a serving tray of cinnamon rolls

Arched white and pink block text reads "U·62 TELETHON" above a yellow broadcast tower emitting concentric pink and yellow signal waves

American Light & Fixture - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Bigfoot has been avoiding peopleShower curtain rings as corporate currency is the kind of hustle that would make Wall Street weep. Del treats every motel lobby like the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Details: Bold white text reads "AMERICAN" beside a red star, with "Light & Fixture" in smaller white and blue text below. A high contrast white portrait of Del Griffith appears to the right, with blue text reading "Del Griffith"