It's Only Treason If You Lose - Unisex Tank Top Size:M but the baseball bat was

but the baseball bat was the real answer

which is honestly the most Harlem thing imaginable

" Curved blue text along the inner ring reads "NEW HAVEN

A vintage hand-drawn white illustration of Santa Claus's face sits below

white serif text reads "I HEAR BANJOS

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Unisex Tank Top Size:M but the baseball bat wasGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below