Too Cool For British Rule - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Somewhere a bald eagle is

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a single proud tear into a pint glass

A gold rectangular placard at the bottom reads "CAM-ARK ROLLER RINK

and chrome bumper details

Fifteen blinks a minute means you wanted me before you even finished reading my chest

with a brown body and yellow mane

Too Cool For British Rule - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Somewhere a bald eagle isBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif