Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex T-Shirt Fletch "Pan down" remains the two

"Pan down" remains the two most morally reckless words ever uttered at a homecoming carnival

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Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

The lower two lines continue in matching crimson block text reading "CHRISTMAS" then "MOVIE

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Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex T-Shirt Fletch "Pan down" remains the twoSloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender. The tempo is non negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing. The Details: Golden yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top. A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green leafed branch with both hands, holding a golden saxophone