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Volunteering for a gunfight with the politeness of a man offering you tea is a very specific kind of terrifying

Punctuation is the only thing standing between a pleasant dinner invitation and a felony confession

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Merchandising money practically prints itself when your movie spawns a flamethrower

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Pig Burgers - Everybody Wants Some - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Volunteering for a gunfight withPig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis. Lane Meyer keeps coming back, which says more about the food than the service. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: White text at the top reads "SUPER 1 4 LB CHAR BURGER." Below, large red outlined text reads "PIG" above a cartoon pink pig grinning inside a hamburger bun with lettuce and cheese, surrounded by white text reading "HOT PASTRAMI," "CHILI