Salem Witches Social Club - Unisex Sweatshirt MD2026 1911" flanking a cartoon Grim

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Yellow and red comic starburst fills the upper zone behind bold blue star-patterned letters outlined in yellow reading "OH SNAP

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Salem Witches Social Club - Unisex Sweatshirt MD2026 1911" flanking a cartoon GrimSalem's most famous social club had a 100% mortality rate, but the rebrand is going great. Nothing says casual defiance like turning a death sentence into a pin up calendar and a potluck sign up sheet. The Details: Arched golden cream distressed serif text reads "SALEM WITCHES" above a crescent moon and scattered stars. A vintage pin up style illustration depicts a witch in a wide brimmed hat and flowing dress, seated beside a bubbling cauldron with