Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria and red tie

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celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear

Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic-book style illustration of a muscular

Wrapping apocalyptic dread in pumpkin spice and vintage Halloween clip art is just good seasonal branding

Studded collars and face paint need no motivation

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria and red tiePlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan