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Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

White uppercase text reads "COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK'S" above larger bold text reading "3 RULES TO LIVE BY:" in condensed sans-serif

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Lowercase white sans-serif text below reads "abides

Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'" to the right

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