Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Red script text reads "DeMan's"

Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow-covered edges

but their noses found the evidence years ago

The Schwartz ring comparison scene aged like wine stored in a Winnebago doing hyperspace

followed by "I DON'T WANNA BE" and an equally oversized "RIGHT

A white vintage illustration of a rooster on roller skates stands centered inside a red circle

Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Red script text reads "DeMan's"Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit