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A vintage pin-up hula girl in navy and golden-tan reclines holding a cocktail glass

This legendary tiki sanctuary on the Monterey Peninsula became a cultural landmark where locals and tourists alike gathered under carved wooden totems and glowing pufferfish lamps

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