Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Vernon's detention empire runs on

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

with a horizontal scroll banner reading "CAPTAIN" in bold uppercase serif lettering across the center

this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations

this boutique hotel featured 188 rooms and quickly became a favorite among locals and visitors alike for its intimate atmosphere and Victorian-inspired décor

The shirt knows exactly what it did

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Vernon's detention empire runs on"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text