Smoke Salmon Not Meth - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy White text below reads "NOT

White text below reads "NOT LIKE GOING DOWN THE POND CHASIN' BLUEGILLS AND TOMMYCODS

flanked by gold scrollwork flourishes and ornate vine-like borders

and an open-mouthed expression

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Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

Smoke Salmon Not Meth - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy White text below reads "NOTSalmon on a grill is the only acceptable reason to tell someone you've been smoking all weekend. The fact that clarification is even necessary tells you everything about the county you grew up in. The Details: Gray smoke clouds billow above an orange brown salmon fillet with visible grain lines, resting on diagonal grill grates rendered in a distressed white ink. Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT