You Can't Trust Atoms - Unisex Hoodie outremont and blue eagle seal

and blue eagle seal

gripping a baseball bat with a magic wand nearby

Distressed white block text below reads "I WANT YOU TO BEER ME

Distressed white text reads "100 PROOF" above an ornate banner with "LA BAMBA" and "1987" surrounded by scrollwork and flourishes

Bold yellow and pink block text reads "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH" below

You Can't Trust Atoms - Unisex Hoodie outremont and blue eagle sealAtoms committed the largest fraud in history and still have the nerve to smile about it like a 1950s civil defense mascot. Admitting it on a pun doesn't count as a plea deal. The Details: Arched navy blue uppercase text reads "YOU CAN'T TRUST ATOMS" above a vintage cartoon atom character with large eyes, a sly smile, small cheek marks, and overlapping orbital rings dotted with electrons. Navy blue uppercase text below reads "THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING."