This is Not a Drill - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Bold white text below reads

Bold white text below reads "NOT STONED

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

Arched white serif text reads "CHARGE IT" above centered italic script reading "To The" flanked by small horizontal dashes

Quint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes

Gold serif text in a medieval-style font reads "Farkus" below the face

This is Not a Drill - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Bold white text below readsScrewdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft. Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life. The Details: Diagonal yellow and black hazard stripe bar sits above distressed yellow block text reading "THIS IS NOT A DRILL." A vintage style yellow flathead screwdriver illustration occupies the center. A matching diagonal hazard stripe bar anchors the bottom beneath the