Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL " with a decorative swoosh

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Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering reads "THE SWOLLY" across the top

White semi-circle sun sits above horizontal striped bands in orange

Salem's Witches took the diamond in 1888 as part of the New England League

a neighborhood alley where league nights meant everything

Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL " with a decorative swooshCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro