Works One Day a Year - Unisex T-Shirt Movies Born during the Depression

Born during the Depression

" Bold golden-yellow serif text reads "SPATULA CITY" with smaller white text reading "Factory Direct" and "Seven Locations" flanking the word "CITY

Bold rounded sans-serif text in dark navy reads "OCTOPI" above "OCTOPUSES" above "OCTOPODES

Motivational outdoor quotes lose a lot of their charm once you factor in the statistical probability of encountering someone who also loves the wilderness but for very different reasons

Billy Ray Valentine dropping life advice nobody asked for

Works One Day a Year - Unisex T-Shirt Movies Born during the DepressionSanta runs a year round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history. One shift a year, an unsolicited performance review for every person on earth, and we leave him cookies. The Details: Distressed white rounded text arched across the top reads "WORKS ONE DAY A YEAR." A vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus in red and white depicts his grinning face, full white beard, and red