My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ss no-tell Scotch

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Distressed white script text reads "Merle's" at the top

GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY" printed below the arrows

Grill Sergeants monitor internal meat temperature with the same intensity as someone defusing a bomb

Curved red text along the lower arc reads "IRVINGTON" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ss no-tell ScotchSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and