Kreese's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S hand-lettered red text reading "NOW

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

flanked by small stylized clouds

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

golden-yellow block text reads "LA CRESCENTA" over "CALIFORNIA

and green "1990" appears at the bottom

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S hand-lettered red text reading "NOWMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow