Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Red and green confetti squares

Red and green confetti squares scatter around the figure

" flanked by clouds and a city skyline silhouette

White arched uppercase text reads "A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU" over a red wireframe geodesic dome with small silhouetted structures along its base

rendered with visible dot patterning and a weathered screen-print texture

Featuring John McClane in his iconic vent scene

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Red and green confetti squaresSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved