Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt canton Distressed white block text below

Distressed white block text below reads "BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER" across two lines

Jagged yellow brushstroke text reads "CRAZY" over "FOR" over "SWAYZE

flanked by curved text reading "ASTORIA" and "OREGON" with "EST

Flowing white cursive script reads "Elfed Up

" Lower curved white text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" completing a badge-style circular layout

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt canton Distressed white block text belowNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack