Chick Magnet - Unisex Sweatshirt drinking Committing to a varsity font

Committing to a varsity font while committing to absolutely nothing else is a level of apathy that deserves its own trophy

while Tommy wears a white suit with a dark tie

Dual-wielding pints is the only martial art where the belt system is measured in ABV

White cursive script reads "Beaches" over a pink triangle outline containing a curling light blue and white wave

That level of unshakable self-assurance only comes from knowing your sack is enormous

Chick Magnet - Unisex Sweatshirt drinking Committing to a varsity fontCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout