President George Sloshington - Unisex Tank Top belpre A gray thumbs-up hand emerges

A gray thumbs-up hand emerges from behind the tombstone

Nature's most overengineered introvert deserves more respect and fewer highway incidents

A black-and-white cartoon portrait of George McFly in thick-rimmed glasses and a slicked-back hairstyle sits at center

Throughout his Big Adventure

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President George Sloshington - Unisex Tank Top belpre A gray thumbs-up hand emergesGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif