America is Da Bomb - Unisex T-Shirt rehoboth and Dwayne spent their days

and Dwayne spent their days cracking jokes and plotting schemes

screaming rules to a game only he can win

or contemplating skiing the K-12

" A digital illustration of Jack Burton in a white tank top curls dumbbells

White capitalized text at the bottom reads "ASSASSINATION SQUAD

America is Da Bomb - Unisex T-Shirt rehoboth and Dwayne spent their daysPainting a pinup on a bomb so nobody asks what the bomb is for remains America's most effective foreign policy rebranding. Slapping "da bomb" on it just means the compliment and the war crime share a marketing budget. The Details: Arched white block text with black outlines reads "AMERICA" across the top. A 1940s nose art style pin up in a blue bikini and military cap salutes while sitting atop a red bomb, with red, orange, yellow, and blue firework