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Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS A mid-century bowling alley renderedA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue