Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Hoodie lamesa Inspired by the unforgettable leg

Inspired by the unforgettable leg lamp scene

Born from a war between rival leagues

A mid-century tiki-style hula girl poses with one arm raised

bringing Class B baseball to the Santa Clara Valley

and deeply tied to town identity

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Hoodie lamesa Inspired by the unforgettable legParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming