You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal carrying the name of a

carrying the name of a river town already famous for Mark Twain

a botanical-style dark green illustration depicts a foliose lichen specimen with curly

Arched distressed blue text reads "IDAHO FALLS" above large golden-yellow script reading "Spuds

Looking for a spooky twist on a classic quote

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You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal carrying the name of aChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"