Grill Sergeant - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_baseball Ordering from a Santa Carla

Ordering from a Santa Carla takeout joint where David's face is the logo means you already lost the argument about what's in the carton

Zero profanity on a technicality is the highest form of resignation

Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook

holding a serving tray of cinnamon rolls

1871" and small radiating lines

Grill Sergeant - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_baseball Ordering from a Santa CarlaGrill Sergeants monitor internal meat temperature with the same intensity as someone defusing a bomb, except the only casualty is a brisket. Six square feet of patio is the only territory worth defending with tongs. The Details: A white silhouette of a charcoal grill with flames sits at the top, flanked by two stars. Distressed white stencil style text below reads "GRILL SERGEANT." A military chevron insignia with two downward pointing V shaped