Sharks Will Kill You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt elyria Distressed white serif text reads

Distressed white serif text reads "CHAMPION" above "HONG KONG" and "1988" at the base

" A vintage hand-drawn green fountain illustration sits centered below

green bow tie

" Light blue text reads "THORNTON MELON" above red

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

Sharks Will Kill You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt elyria Distressed white serif text readsSharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp