Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Hoodie action Distressed white Western serif text

Distressed white Western serif text reads "I'M YOUR" above a large white handlebar mustache illustration

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

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Supporting white serif text reads "The Gift That Keeps On Givin'" at the top and "Since 1989" at the base of the design

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Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Hoodie action Distressed white Western serif textScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense