Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Customer complaints go directly into

Customer complaints go directly into the wastebasket

Arched distressed gray text reads "SAINT JOSEPH

and a curved red fuse with white spark lines at the tip

CARSON · LAKEWOOD

This shirt is outrageous

Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Customer complaints go directly intoRequesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. The Details: Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with