California Penal League All Star Game - Rick Vaughn MVP - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Laid to rest is the

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California Penal League All Star Game - Rick Vaughn MVP - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Laid to rest is theFourteen walks and twelve hit batsmen in seven innings is less an MVP performance and more a Geneva Convention violation with a fastball. Lou Brown just shrugs because the Penal League doesn't do background checks on award criteria. Inspired by Major League. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "1988 CALIFORNIA," "PENAL LEAGUE," and "ALL STAR GAME" above a white portrait of Rick Vaughn flanked by a baseball, star, and crossed bats. A home