Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Both look great on a

Both look great on a shelf collecting dust

and small stars mark the top point and bottom corners

gripping a bat in a ready position

yellow body

but nobody on earth is buying it

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Both look great on aNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack