Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Cursive red script with a

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beside a retro cartoon cardinal mascot gripping a black bowling ball with small red feathers floating nearby

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Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Cursive red script with aRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all