How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) Barbour Publishing With equal parts humor

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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) Barbour Publishing With equal parts humorISBN 13: 9781580084635 Publisher: Clarkson Potter Ten Speed Publication date: 09 07 2010 Pages: 112 Sales rank: 435,175 Product dimensions: 6. 98(w) x 11. 44(h) x 0. 52(d) Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. Theres a new threat in townand its only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden